Quotes from teachers:

Ivy Lim
"Put your faith under the table"
"I will breathe down your throat"
"Letz azzume that we have ze monohybrid...."

Dr. Yap
"Biological moleculed"
"Genelally (Generally)"
"Ghimmohtherapy (Chemotherapy)"
"The left ventricle pumps blood via the artillery (artery)"

Chang PC
"This is a decent manageable test"
"Geoffree, why haven't you done your word?"

Edison Chang
"Lets asshim (assume) that the temperature is stable okai (okay)?"
"This is a major arrow (error)"

Tiah Jun Kai
"Eh you all ah, I tell you heat over small flame, never tell you to peng kan (burn/roast) under the bunsen burner" (How do you burn sth under the bunsen burner?)

Lie Seok Hua
"我的课有这么难上吗？在课上不用电话很辛苦吗？我的心很疼你知道吗" --> From too many tv serials

Yee Sock Lan
"Violence is alright.. okay... bad"
"I see a hand.. somewhere" --> Points at wrong part of the LT
"Uncle, what is this milo? It looks weird" --> Says to Stall 1 Uncle's lemon tea dispenser
Flags down bus 100 and asks if it is bus 92
"Chak, it's not alright ok alright ok what to fool me"

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