Today was seriously boring la. The year 3 bball interclass was abit slow-paced. And marcus was a retarded referee. Almost never gives fouls, whereas Ping Teck gives fouls like a clown giving kids balloons.

Anyway lim peh had a chat with mdm lee yin teng (the nice bp teacher) and she was commenting on the 千里之外 i wrote aeons ago, and she hoped that none of her students would follow in her footsteps.

So, i decided to post a spoof of 忘情水, courtesy of Wong WenJian, the original creator.

没览趴 （lack of balls)
从前有个大哥大
他的名字叫做老大
他最喜欢吃otah
可是每次都peng到chao da

有一次他被人打
我们都上去帮他
他却叫我们回家
我们全都du lan他。

有一天他回到家
我们都在楼下等他。
他又在被打
我们又在帮他。
他却叫我们回家

啊~

给我一个新的老大
这个老大没有览趴
要是有个老大
览趴比他更大
我们全都尊敬他

啊~

给我一个新的老大
这个老大没有览趴
要是有个老大
览趴像条otah
我们一定打死他。


And next, further upgrades to the map.
-Total 20 heroes (4 hidden, only accessed by -random, 10% chance)
-Fast game (30 mins)
-Teamwork dependent on pushing (damn strong towers)
-Recipe Items
-Neutral Creeps
-Roshan (!)
-River Runes

Current heroes: Cheryl, Sinyee, Jian Nan, Jeff, Lim Peh (Hidden), Leonard, Marcus, Jin Tao (Hidden), Cheng Qian, Zi Yu, Zhen Zhou, Yee Sock Lan (Hidden), Grace, Faith, Sivanesan s/o Makesan (Hidden), Kenneth, Tsun Leung, Suvichak, Ping Teck, Rong Hui

Current rune spawns (at 2 out of 6 spots)(105 secs interval)
-Double Damage (Doubles base damage + primary attribute, lasts 30 seconds)
-Regeneration (75 HP/MP healed per second, lasts 25 seconds)
-Haste (Max movespeed, +25% attack speed, lasts 20 seconds)
-Invisibility (Invisible, lasts 30 seconds)
-Illusion (Creates 35% damage dealt, 300% damage taken, lasts 45 seconds)
-Vampiric (+30 damage, Steals 25% HP in damage dealt. Lasts 25 seconds)
-Magebane (+30 damage, Burns 50 mana per hit, Lasts 25 seconds)
-Truth (True Sight and 400 increased sight range, 45 seconds)
-Siege (+30 damage, Deals 33% more damage to structures, lasts 30 seconds)
-Wrath (Deals 200 damage to all enemy heroes)
-Cure (Heals all allied heroes 200 HP)
-Fortify (+20 armour, lasts 35 seconds)
-Alacrity (+75% attack speed, lasts 25 seconds)

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