Went to teach 2 jintaos yesterday. I wonder why parents have to force their kids to learn piano when they don't want to learn. (Must be to give me trouble and money).

Anyway, some random statistics

10 words used most often in DotA, not in any order of merit
1. Noob, n00b
A noob is basically a derogative term for a newbie. It is usually used when someone fails a backstab, suicides, tower dives, and feeds enemies. The word "nub" and "newb" are also considered as "noob"

2. B
By telling your allies to b, you are basically telling them to retreat to towers or go back to the fountain. If you press too many b's, such as bb, people may think you're about to leave (byebye), or you're going to get backstabbed by a bristleback (bb).

3. MH
MH is the short form for maphacker.

4. Banned
If you have a banlist on while a person leaves, press enter and ctrl+v. This word shows up. Some people use it even though they do not have banlists, just to act cool

5. F**k
A rude word used to express disgust, irritation, hate, anger, and just about anything else. Often used when a mher (check 3) backstabs a low hp hero, when a pudge somehow hooks you from fog, or any random events such as getting stuck in a creep wave and dying to roshan.

6. Ms
Ms is the in-game term for missing, where a hero leaves his/her lane to do shopping, rune scouting or ganging.

7. Gang, GB
Gang is basically two or more heroes beating an enemy hero to death. When a person types gang lion, it is not supposed to be mixed with the dorsal root ganglion (the nervous system thing).

8. GG
Good game, an expression used when a team knows they are going to lose. Not to be mixed up with Gloria Goh.

9. Leavers will be banned/Livers will be bent
Usually, a host with a banlist or players on the team with a banlist says this to sort of discourage leavers from leaving.

10. -ap
Typing -ap within first 15 seconds of game results in allpick mode, where sentinel and scourge heroes are able to be chosen. ap stands for allpick, not attitude problem.

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